Footage of horse-jumping
Voice-over (WH):
The Atlanta Olympics saw one of the most courageous performances by any athlete in the history of the Games. Gillian Rolton refused to allow three broken ribs and a fractured clavicle to stand in the way of her dream of Olympic gold. It is a lesson her coach believes will make the entire show-jumping team unbeatable in the year 2000.
— Field
Title: Larry Wren, Show Jumping Coach
Larry Wren (SM):
Ah, you know, look, I was very impressed with Gillian’s performance, I think she did a superb job, and I, I think it was clearly because of the injuries and her desire to overcome those injuries, that’s why she won the gold medal. Therefore, I think the secret for the success of the Australian team is to injure them as much as possible. More injuries, the more medals.
— Room
A woman in riding attire (RH) is sitting on a table. Larry Wren approaches, greets her, and hits her knee-caps with a hammer. He lays down the hammer, consults with her, and picks up a much larger hammer.
Voice-over:
Larry Wren believes that only the more severe injuries will attract gold medals. This means a rigorous and violent training schedule for young hopefuls like Jodie Fox.
— Field
Jodie Fox (RH):
Yeah, my roadwork’s real important. I jog about ten Ks in the morning then get run over three or four times. So far my injuries have been pretty minor, but [smiles] here’s hoping. Uh, ‘scuse me.
Jodie approaches Larry.
Larry Wren:
OK, come on, Jodie, that’s a good girl. One-two-three-down, remember your mantra, very good, lie back there. [Jodie lies down] [to driver] Thank you. [A front-end loader empties its scoop of boulders onto the supine Jodie] [to Jodie] Good girl, Jodie, good girl.
— Room
A man in riding attire (WH) lies prone on a table. Larry and an assistant (FG) approach, seize his shoulders and knees, and bring them together above his pelvis. There is a crackling noise.
Voice-over:
So too with newcomer Ronnie Spin. Plagued by excellent health all his life, he relies heavily on Larry’s backbreaking workouts.
The assistant pours from a brown glass bottle labelled “Hydrochloric Acid” into a shot glass. Larry passes it to Ronnie.
Larry Wren:
[to assistant] Cheers. [to Ronnie] There you go, Ronnie, you enjoy yourself, you’ve earned that. [Ronnie drinks gingerly from the glass] [to interviewer] When Ronnie first came to me he had coordination, good motor skills and full use of all his limbs, and I thought, you know, ‘What am I supposed to do with this?’.
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— Field
The assistant positions Ronnie’s head on an anvil, which is placed in the middle of a blue plastic sheet. Larry readies a mattock.
Larry Wren:
Yeah, my view is with regular beatings and a poor diet, Ronnie, after he gets out of his coma, should be absolutely 10 per cent for the Games.
Larry begins raining blows down on the out-of-shot Ronnie. The assistant turns his head away.
— Public swimming pool
Voice-over:
And now, Larry’s controversial grievous bodily harm programme is being adapted to other sports.
Title: Hector Arce, Swimming Coach
Hector Arce (FG):
Look, I think he’s a genius. We all saw how well Kieran Perkins did in Atlanta when he had the ‘flu. I thought at the time, imagine what he could have done if he’d had pleurisy. We’re starting some of our young kids off on the same programme.
Hector leans down and coughs on some small children sitting at the edge of the pool.
Footage of lions in cages eating meat
Voice-over:
And Steve Moneghetti, who in perfect health managed only a seventh placing in the last Olympic marathon, is here torn apart by lions in preparation for the Sydney Games.
— Field
Jodie, with her arm in a sling and a scratched face, consults with Larry. There is a hospital gurney in the background.
Larry Wren:
OK, Jodie, good girl, OK, lie down. One-two-three mantra, breathing all the time. [to driver] OK.
A lawn roller is pushed towards the supine Jodie.
Voice-over:
Larry Wren may be called many things: determined, pioneering, criminally insane. But the one thing you can’t call him is un-Australian.
Larry Wren:
Good girl, no pain, no gain.
The roller comes to a stop on top of Jodie. Larry climbs atop it and jumps up and down.
Voice-over:
Larry Wren, we salute you.