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— Courtroom

A barrister (SM) is addressing the judge. As he continues, his two assistants look at each other in increasing confusion.

Barrister: Honour your, going not I to put to, and here you it stand is a my being, what bit client you human I, decent put, my that client, to guilt notty. Case I my rest.

Judge (FG): Mister Williams, you’re completely out of order.

He bangs his gavel.

— Small room with chairs

People are sitting in a few rows of plastic chairs. A man is standing to talk.

Man 1 (WH): Alcohol has, uh, has ruined my life. Doctor reckons that I’m never going to be a hundred percent. I just wish I’d come here sooner because you have helped me come to terms with what I am, and what I can – what I will be.

He sits and Roly stands.

Roly (SM): My name is Roly. I’m an alcoholic, this is my first time here and I have gotta tell you, I am inspired by the courage and bravery of those around me. I drink about a bottle and a half of Scotch a day –

Man 2 (FG): Oh, that’s disgusting.

Woman (RH): Get out.

Man 1: You pisshead.